An old man enters a lingerie store to purchase a transparent negligee for his wife.
The saleswoman shows him several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price.
Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs the wife thinks, I have an idea. Its so sheer that it might as well be nothing.
I wont put it on, Ill do the modelling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.
She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, Good Lord! Youd think for $500, theyd at least iron it!
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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