A bloke sees an Ad for a talking dog for free, and being a bit lonely thinks it would be good company to talk to.

He goes around to house and the man says "he's out the back, go and have a look for yourself"

So he sees the dog and says "So you can talk?"

The dog says "Yes, have you been to France, it great over there, the Eifel Tower and all the old buildings and history of the place"

The bloke is amazed.

The dog says "What about Switzerland? The snow and the skiing in winter is fantastic, not many trees though"

The bloke cant believe his ears, a talking dog.

The dog says "What about Japan? Its lovely there in Spring with all the cherry blossoms and flowers everywhere"

The bloke goes out to see the man out the front and says "He's amazing, why are you giving him away? He's a talking dog."

The man said "He tells too many lies, he never been out of the bloody backyard!!!"