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Post Info TOPIC: Dog vs Cat.


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Dog vs Cat.


Theres a pretty big difference between cats and dogs.

A dog generally thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me and take good care of me you know what, they must be Gods!

A cat always thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me and take good care of me you know what, I must be a God!



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Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.

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omg so true!

we are the staff member of our cat!



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Sometimes cats are just too smart for their own good, and trip themselves up

No matter what I told our cats to do

They would all just smile and say

Me! How?

smile They never even tried to do what they were told smile

On the other hand, when I told our dog to fetch the stick

He would run in the general direction before I threw it



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And, Dogs love you much more than your missus - Check it out yourself put your dog in the boot and leave him there for two hours. When you open the boot he will be happy to jump on you and smother you with kisses.
Put the missus in the boot and leave her there for two hours. When you open the boot she will jump out and beat you to death.

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"Put me in the boot, think again -------SLAVE!" (Daughters Maine-Coon cross cat)



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Thats really funny.biggrinbiggrinbiggrin



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