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Image may contain: text that says "The Australian Tax Office has returned the Tax Return to a man in Townsville. In response to the question, "Do you have any dependants?" The man wrote: 64,000 illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crackheads, 4.4 million unemployable scroungers, 80,000 criminals in over 85 prisons plus 450 idiots in Parliament, thousands of 'retired polittcians and an entire group that call themselves 'Senators The ATO stated that the response he gave was unacceptable. The man's response back to ATO was, "Who did I leave out?""



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