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A priest, a doctor and an engineer are enjoying a weekend away together and decide to play a round of golf.

Ahead of them is a group playing so slowly and inexpertly that in frustration the three ask the groundskeeper for an explanation.

"That's a group of blind firefighters," the groundskeeper replies. "They lost their sight saving our clubhouse last year, so we let them play for free."

"I will say a prayer for them tonight," the priest says.

"Let me ask my ophthalmologist colleagues if anything can be done to help them," the doctor chimes in.

The engineer adds: "Why can't they play at night?"



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