A woman walks into a Pharmacy and asks the Pharmacist for some arsenic.
He asks, "What for"? She replies, "To kill my husband".
He replies, "Sorry, I can't do that".
She reaches into her purse and takes out a photograph of her husband making love to the Pharmacist's wife and hands it to him.
He says, "Oh! You didn't tell me you had a prescription".
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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