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Elephant's trunk......(Drunk)


Bill had overstayed his time at the local hotel with all his mates,

He said he was going home and crawled over to the door.

All his mates were yelling and calling his name out,

Bill yelled back its no good trying to talk me into staying,

Im really pissed and Im going home.

He dragged himself across the road, nearly getting run over,

Crawled down the footpath, and up to his front door,

Scrambling through the door and dragging himself

On his hands and knees up the stairs and into bed.

He said to his Wife "I'm really soooo drunk"

 

She said, "Yes, and you've left your bloody wheelchair at the pub again !!!"



-- Edited by Bobdown on Tuesday 5th of February 2019 01:23:03 PM

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Make it Snappy......Bob

 

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