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Pay rise.


A maid asked the lady of the house for a pay rise.

Her boss was annoyed at this and asked: Now Maria, why do you deserve a pay increase?

Maria answered, Well, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I can iron better than you. Your husband said so.

The wife looked stumped. Oh, she replied.

The second reason, Maria continued. Is that I am a better cook than you.

Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me? the woman asked. To which Maria replied: Your husband did.

Oh, the wife said again, unsure how to respond.

My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.

Furiously the wife stood up and pointed a finger at her: Did my husband say that as well?!

Maria shook her head innocently: No maam, the gardener did.

Oh, the wife replied once again. So how much do you want?



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