Two Irishmen were waiting at the bus stop when a truck went past loaded up with rolls of turf.
Jimmy said, Im gonna do dat when I win da lottery.
What's dat den? asks Mikey.
Send me lawn away to be mowed."

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Somewhere in Ireland, a teacher asks her class:
"Can anyone tell me the name of Robin Hood's girlfriend ?"

Young Paddy raises his hand and says, "Trudy Glen, Miss.

"No, Paddy," says the teacher. "The answer is Maid Marion."

"But Miss, what about that song we used to sing,
'Robin Hood, Robin Hood, riding Trudy Glen' ?"

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