One man had a personal member which was enormous. Every time he lined up a girl and she say what he had, they would back off, saying "No way".

Finally, in desperation he went to a prostitute. Again, "No way - this is my living - no way". He was complaining to his mates and one of them suggest that he undress int eh dark and by the time the woman found out it would be to late. SO he engaged a prostitute and as they were about to undress, he aid that it was against his religion to be seen naked by anyone. Would she mind if he turned off the light? "No problem", she said. And then she added "What religion are you?" He replied 'I am an atheist' as he worked his way towards her. "An Atheist - they don't believe in JESUS CHRIST"