A British doctor says: "In Britain, medicine is so advanced that we can cut off a man's liver, put it in another man, and in 6 weeks, he will be looking for a job."

The German doctor says: "That's nothing, in Germany we can take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he will be looking for a job."

The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we can take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he will be looking for a job."

The Australian doctor laughs: "You are all behind us. In few months, we will have a man with no brain, no heart, and no liver and make him Prime Minister.

Then, the whole country will be looking for a job!"