A man was walking along a beach when he tripped over a lamp.
He turned around and kicked the lamp out of anger. A few seconds later, a genie popped out of the lamp.
Reluctantly, the genie said: "Even though you kicked me, I still have to give you three wishes. However, because of what you did, I will also give twice what you wish for to the person you hate the most, your boss".
So the man agreed and made his first wish. "I want lots of money," he said.
Instantly, $22 million appeared in the man's bank account and $44 million appeared in his boss' account.
For his second wish, the man wished for a couple of sports cars. Instantly a Lambergini, Ferrari and Porsche appeared. At the same time two of each car appeared outside his boss' house.
Finally the genie said: "This is your last wish, you should choose carefully".
"I've always wanted to donate a kidney," the man replied.
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Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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