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Unfaithful ?


 

A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note saying, 

"I've had enough and left you, don't bother coming after me."  She then hid under the bed to watch his reaction.

 After a short while the husband came home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he came into the bedroom.She watched him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note. 

After a few minutes he wrote something on it before he picked up the phone and called someone. "She's finally gone ... Yeah, I know, about bloody time.  I'm coming to pick you up.  Put on the sexy french stuff.  I love you."

He hung up, grabbed his car keys and left. 

She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed, seething with rage.  With tears in her eyes she grabbed the note to see what he'd written:

"I can see your feet.  Stop being retarded.  We're outta bread, throw the kettle on.  Back in 5 minutes."



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