A penguin was driving along the Victorian coast when he started having car troubles.

He pulled in the nearest town and stopped outside an auto shop.

He told the mechanic what was happening and could he have a look at it.

The mechanic said he was busy at the minute and could he come back in half an hour.

The penguin said okay and went for a walk along the beach, dipping his flippers in the water.

He saw an ice cream shop and went a brought himself one, which he ate on the way back to the auto shop.

When he got there, the mechanic was working under the hood,

"What's the problem?" asked the penguin,

Without looking up, the mechanic said "you've blown a seal"

"No I haven't" said the penguin, "I've just had an ice cream"