An attorney was representing a wealthy art collector. One day the attorney called his client and said, I have some good news and I have some bad news.
The art collector replied, Ive had an awful day so lets hear the good news first.
The attorney said, Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15-20 million. I think she could be right.
The art collector replied enthusiastically, Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! Youve just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?
The pictures are of you with your secretary. the attorney replied.
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