A man finds himself in trouble. His business has gone bankrupt and he has lost all of his money.
Hes so desperate that he decides to ask God for help. He goes into his local church and begins to pray.
Oh God, please help me. Ive lost my business and if I dont find some money soon Im going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lottery.
He walks home and that night he watches the lottery on his television but unfortunately he doesnt win.
He goes back to the church the next day and prays again.
God, please let me win the lotto. Ive lost my business, my house and Im going to lose my car as well.
He heads home and watches the lottery but still has no luck.
He immediately heads back to the church and prays once more.
Please, Ive lost my business, my house, my car and soon my wife will leave me.
I dont ask for help very often and Ive always been a good person.
Why cant you just let me win the lottery this one time so I can get my life in order?
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the sky parts open and the man is confronted by the voice of God.
My son, the voice booms.
You need to buy a lottery ticket first.
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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