A husband and wife were on a holiday together. The wife was angry at her husband for spending all of his free time in a bar. So one night he took her along with him.
"What will you have?" the man asked the woman.
"Oh I don't know," she replied. "The same as you I suppose."
The husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniels and threw his down in one shot. His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out.
"Yuck," she yelled. "That's terrible! I don't know how you can drink this stuff."
"Well there you go," the husband replied. "And you think I'm out enjoying myself every night!"
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