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Teacher's pet


On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.
The super market manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of assorted fruit.
The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.
The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.
Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box....
The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit..She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.
"Is it wine?" she guessed.
"No," the boy replied.
She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne??
"No," said the little boy............."It's a puppy!"



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Almost created some Champagne laughing at this one.

That was 3 days without a joke Possum. But you made up for it today.

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Me too you sure come up some good ones Possum

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