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Possum3


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Date: 10:48 AM Dec 30, 2018
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Harry was on holiday in the Middle East with his wife, children and mother-in-law.

During a visit to Jerusalem, his mother-in-law unexpectedly died.

With a death certificate in his hand, he was making preparations to fly his mother-in-laws body home for a proper burial.

The funeral director over the phone informed Harry this was possible, but that it would cost a lot of money.

In fact, flying the mother-in-laws body home would cost $50,000.

The other option was for Harry to bury his mother-in-laws body in Jerusalem at a cost of just $100.

 

Harry thought long and hard and finally came to a conclusion.

I dont care how much it costs, I want to send the body back home. Its what I need to do.

The funeral director told Harry he must have loved and cared for his mother-in-law a lot.

No, thats not it at all, Harry said. You see, I know a case many years ago of a man who was buried in Jerusalem. On the third day, he arose from the dead.

I cant take that chance with my mother-in-law.



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Date: 08:19 PM Dec 30, 2018
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LOL

 

Mother in Law jokes rarely disappoint!



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