Click here
to visit the
Grey Nomads
website

SmartBar Mackay Festival of Arts Floriade Darwin International Film Festival
Members Login
Username 
 
Password 
    Remember Me  
New Member
Lost Account Info?
Home
List All Users
Search
  
Advanced Search
User Details
Calendar
Click here for the Grey Nomads website -> The Grey Nomads Forum -> Just Joking -> Golf
Post Info TOPIC: Golf
Possum3


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 8797
Date: 08:16 PM Nov 29, 2018
Golf
Permalink  


After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home.

As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, Did you tee off on the 16th hole about 20 minutes ago?

Yes, the golfer responded.

Did you happen to hook your ball so that it went over the trees and off the course? the cop asked.

Yes, I did. How did you know? the golfer asked.

Well, said the policeman very seriously, Your ball flew out onto the highway and crashed through a drivers windshield. The car went out of control, crashing into five other cars and a fire truck. The fire truck couldnt make it to the fire, and the building burned down. So, what are you going to do about it?

The golfer thought it over carefully and responded, I think Ill close my stance a little bit, tighten my grip and lower my right thumb.



-- Edited by Possum3 on Thursday 29th of November 2018 08:17:54 PM

__________________

Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan

Sent from my imperial66 typewriter using carrier pigeon, message sticks and smoke signals.

Page 1 of 1  sorted by
 
Quick Reply

Please log in to post quick replies.

Click here for the Grey Nomads website -> The Grey Nomads Forum -> Just Joking -> Golf
Tweet this page Post to Digg Post to Del.icio.us
Purchase Grey Nomad bumper stickers Read our daily column, the Nomad News The Grey Nomad's Guidebook