Two old ladies were discussing their husbands.
One said, I do wish George would stop biting his nails. Its such a horrible habit.
Her friend said, My Arnold used to do the same. But I eventually cured him of it.
How did you do that?
I hid his teeth.
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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