A ship's captain walks into a bar. He has a ship's wheel stuffed into the front of his trousers.
"Hey, you've got a ship's wheel in your trousers!" the bartender exclaimed.
"Aye mate, and it's driving me nuts!" the captain replied.
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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