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Dave and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Melbourne.

One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck with nothing to do. "Man, I wish we had something to drink," Jim said.

"Me too," Dave replied. "I heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz, you want to try it?"

They poured each other a couple of glasses of high octane booze and ended up very drunk.

The next morning Dave woke up and was surprised at how good he felt. No hangover, nothing.

Then his phone rang. "Hey, how do you feel this morning?" Jim asked. "I feel great that jet fuel is great, no hangover, nothing," Dave replied.

"There is just one thing," Jim added. "Have you farted yet?

No, why?

Because well, don't, because I am in Perth!"

 

 

 

 



-- Edited by Possum3 on Thursday 18th of October 2018 10:34:38 AM

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Good one Possum.biggrinbiggrin



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