An elderly couple returning from holiday cross the US/Canada border. The customs officer asks the man a question.
The man's wife asks her husband what the officer said. "He wants to know if we bought anything," the man replies.
The customs officer then asks the man where he is from. He answers "Toronto". The man tells his wife what the officer asked.
The customs officer then says: "I was in Toronto once, I had the worst sex of my life there".
The man's wife again asks what the officer said. "He thinks he knows you," he replies.
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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