A young man and his boss board a train headed through the mountains. They can't find anywhere to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.
After a while, it is obvious the young woman and the young man are interested in each other. Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it's pitch black.
There is a sound of a kiss followed by the sound of a slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel the four sit there without saying a word.
The grandmother is thinking to herself, "It was very brash for that young man to kiss my granddaughter, but I'm glad she slapped him". The boss is sitting there thinking, "I didn't know the young man was brave enough to kiss the girl but I sure wish she hadn't missed him when she slapped me".
The young woman thought, "I'm glad the guy kissed me, but I wish my grandmother hadn't slapped him". The young man thought to himself, "life is good, how often does a guy have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his boss all at the same time".
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Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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