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The bus hold up


One day on a bus, every passenger was female. There was a student, a waitress, a flight attendant, a hooker and a nun. Then a guy boarded the bus and declared a hold up. So everybody gave their money, jewelleries and other pricey belongings. But the robber wasn't content. He threatened "I will do each one of you!". So everybody got more nervous and afraid, the students and other ladies were all crying. So the hooker stood up and told the guy "Just do me, since that is the nature of my job, I don't care how many times you want to do it, just let them go". But the nun slapped the hooker in the face and said "Will you shut up? Didn't you hear what he said"? He said EVERYBODY!"



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