The other day I pinned a picture of my wife to the bull's eye of my dartboard and was trying to hit her in the face with a new set of top-flights I had just bought with our vacation money (what actually started the argument and hostility). Anyway, I just couldn't get it 100% on target, and as I was throwing, she rang. "What are you busy doing right now, jackass?" she asked. So, I decided to give her the harsh truth "Oh, nothing really, just missing you..."