The Russian maid asked for a pay rise. The wife was inclined to refuse but decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked, "Now Anna; why do you want more pay?"
... Anna: "Well, Ma'am, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze. The first reason is that I am cleaning better than you."
Wife: "Who said you are cleaning better than me?"
Anna: "Your husband he say so."
Wife: "Really?"
Anna: "The second reason is that I am better cook than you."
Wife: "Don't talk nonsense !, Who said you were a better cook than me?"
Anna: "Your husband said."
Wife increasingly angered: "Oh he did, did he?"
Anna: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks, "And did my husband say that as well?"
Anna: "No Ma'am, the gardener did."
Wife: "So how much do you want?"
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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