An old bloke went to the doctor and complained that he had a hearing problem.
The doctor said "Tell me about your symptoms
"The old bloke said;
"Well Homer is a fat guy and Marge has got blue hair".
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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Dave (Nutgrass)
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I got a chuckle out of that one, PossumMy good looks, are much better than my hearing, which says...
I can still laugh at myself
Tony
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