Hi, Fred, this is Richard, next door. Ive got a confession to make. Ive been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. At least Im telling you in this text and I cant live with myself a minute longer without you knowing about this. The truth is that when youre not around Ive been sharing your wife, day and night. In fact, probably much more than you. I havent been getting it at home recently and I know that thats no excuse. The temptation was just too great. I cant live with the guilt and hope youll accept my sincere apology and forgive me. Please suggest a fee for usage and Ill pay you. Regards, Richard
NEIGHBORS RESPONSE:
Fred, feeling so angered and betrayed, grabbed his gun and shot Richard -- killing him. He went back home and poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa.
Fred then looked at his phone and discovered a second Text message from Richard.
SECOND TEXT MESSAGE:
Hi, Fred, Richard here again. Sorry about the typo on my last text. I expect you figured it out and noticed that the damned Auto-Correct had changed wi-fi" to wife. Technology, huh? Itll be the death of us all. Regards, Richard
-- Edited by Paintar on Friday 15th of June 2018 05:13:44 PM