A boy is selling fish on a corner.
To get his customers attention, he is yelling: Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!
A shocked pastor is passing and hears this. He asks: Why are you calling them dam fish?'
The boy responds: Because I caught these fish at the local dam.
So the pastor buys a couple fish, takes them home to his wife, and asks her to cook the dam fish that evening.
The wife responds surprised: I didnt know it was acceptable for a preacher to speak that way!
He explains to her why they are dam fish. Later at the dinner table, he asks his son to pass the dam fish.
He responds: Thats the spirit, Dad! Now pass the f***ing potatoes!
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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