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(Amusing) - A love story

Love story

    I will seek and find you.
    I shall take you to bed, and have my way with you.
    I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.
    I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
    I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.
All my love,

The Flu

P.S. Now, stop thinking about sex, all you senior citizens, and go get your flu shot!


I had full influenza last year and believe you me... you don't want it!

Edit: I loath HTML text... but it's all gone now :)

-- Edited by Mike Harding on Saturday 12th of May 2018 08:02:58 PM



"Sadly you can say what you like around the kitchen table at home." - Gillian Triggs, April 2017


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Good one


Last girlfriend said "its me or the car"...silly question....  JBA Falcon V6 Holden powered

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Aww, I was just starting to dredge up some fun memories and you spoil itbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin

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