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The Irish


 

A very pretty young speech therapist was getting absolutely nowhere with her Stammerer's Action Group.


She had tried every technique in the book, but still they stammered and stuttered.
Finally, totally exasperated, she said;

"If any of you can tell me where you were born, without stuttering, I will have wild and passionate sex with you until your
muscles ache and your eyes water."

The Englishman immediately piped up;
"B-b-b-b-b-b-b-irmingham", he said.

"That's no use, Trevor," said the speech therapist, "Who's next?"

The Scotsman raised his hand and blurted out:
"G-g-g-g-g-g-gl-lasgow".

That's no better either, Hamish.

Now, how about you, Paddy?

The Irishman took a deep breath, counted to 5 and eventually blurted out: " London ".

"Brilliant, Paddy", said the speech therapist and immediately set about living up to her promise.

After 15 minutes of exceptionally steamy sex, the couple paused for breath and Paddy said:

.........

......"d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d- erry".



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Now that is funny.biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin



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A sad note to this is the dear friend who sent me this on Anzac day was killed by his son on Friday morning in Perth.

I'll miss his "email de jour"

Trev



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67HR wrote:

A sad note to this is the dear friend who sent me this on Anzac day was killed by his son on Friday morning in Perth.

I'll miss his "email de jour"

Trev


 How very sad Trev. I heard it on the news this evening.



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that is sad 67HR ...that takes the edge off the joke.



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