The blonde is washing her cat. Her neighbor screams:
What are you doing? You are gonna kill the cat!
But the blonde ignores her neighbor. The next day, the blonde is very sad and her neighbor asks why.
The blonde says My cat is dead.
Her neighbor, Didnt I tell you not to wash it.
The blonde, It didnt die washing, it died when wringing.
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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