There were these twin sisters just turning one hundred years old in St. Lukes Nursing home and the editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and take the pictures of these 100 year old twin biddies.
One of the twins was hard of hearing but the other could hear quite well.
The photographer asked them to sit on the sofa.
The deaf one said to her twin, WHAT DID HE SAY? WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!, said the other.
Now get a little closer t...ogether, said the cameraman. Again WHAT DID HE SAY?
HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE.
So, they wiggled up close to each other.
Just hold on for a bit longer, Ive got to focus a little, said the photographer.
Yet again WHAT DID HE SAY?
HE SAYS HES GONNA FOCUS!
With a big grin the deaf twin shouted out, OH MY GOD BOTH OF US?