No one in this town could catch any fish except this one old man.

The game warden asked him how he did it.

The man told the game warden that he would take him fishing the next day. Once they got to the middle of the lake the man took out a stick of dynamite, lit it, and threw it in the water.

After the explosion fish started floating to the top of the water.

The man took out a net and started picking up the fish.

The game warden became irate and started yelling how illegal this was.

Quite some time passed as the warden explained all the charges the old man could face.

Finally the warden asked if he had anything to say for himself.

The old man calmly took out another stick of dynamite and lit it.

He then handed it to the game warden and said Are you gonna sit there talking all day, or are you gonna fish!