As I was going to bed last night, I heard some people in my garage stealing things.

I immediately rang "000" and asked for Police.

The Police told me that they had a lot on just now and couldn't come right now.

I waited a minute and rang "000" again, and told the operator that I had rang a minute ago but there was no hurry for the to come now as I shot them, ( a lie of course).

Within minutes, there were half a dozen Police cars surrounding the house a Police helicopter hovering overhead and three TSG cops coming in the front door.

I asked them who the biggest liar was, them for saying they were too busy to come, or me.