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Three woman die and there souls are whisked away to meet St Peter at the Pearly Gates.

The first woman is greeted by St Peter and he asks her what she did during her life on earth.

She answers, well I was a doctor, I tendered to the sick and in-firmed.

That's wonderful said St Peter, Go over to that cloud over there and I'll be over soon with a harp for you.

The second woman is greeted by St Peter and he again asks her what she did during her life on earth.

She answers, I was a Nun, I served God and tended to the needy.

That's wonderful said St Peter, Go over to that cloud over there and I'll be over soon with a harp for you.

The third woman is greeted by St Peter and he again asks her what she did during her life on earth.

She answers, I was a Hooker, I serviced needy men.

Hmmm said St Peter, Go over to that cloud over there and I'll be over straight away with a horn.



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