My first job was at an orange juice company, but I couldnt concentrate.

Then I worked at a Jam Factory , but I got canned,

After that I tried being a Tailor, but I wasnt suited for it it was only a sew sew job anyway.

I tried working at a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.

I tried being a chef, I thought it would add a little spice to my life, but I didnt have the thyme.

Next was as a Deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldnt cut the mustard.

My best job was as a musician, but eventually found out I wasnt noteworthy.

I studied a long time to become a doctor , but I didnt have the patience.

Next job was in a shoe factory, but I couldnt fit in.

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered I couldnt live on my net income.

I got a job at a plumbing maintenance company, but the job was too draining.

So then I got a job at a workout centre, but they said I wasnt fit for the job.

SO, I RETIRED AND FOUND IM PERFECT FOR THE JOB.