A man was sitting on a plane, trying to complete his crossword puzzle but something wasnt adding up.
Four-letter word to describe a female, ending in UNT, he said.
The man beside him heard the comment. Try aunt, he said.
Oh, said the other man. That makes more sense. Do you have an eraser?
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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