A grandfather with serious hearing problems for a number of years decided hed finally do something about it, and went to the doctor.
After a hearing test he was told that when he got fitted with a hearing air it would return his hearing to 100 per cent.
The doctor was right. The grandpa could hear as well as he did in his much younger years.
After a month he was back at the doctor for a check-up to see how things were all working out.
Your hearing is perfect, the doctor said. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again. Grandpa replied, Oh, I havent told my family yet.
Why on earth not? the doctor asked.
I just sit around and listen to the conversations, Grandpa replied. Ive changed my will three times!
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Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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