An Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer were sitting together in a carriage in a train.
Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark.
Then there was a kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap.
When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Irishman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had be...en slapped there.
The Englishman was thinking, "The Irish fella must have kissed
Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead."
Claudia Schiffer was thinking, "The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Irishman and got slapped for it."
And the Irishman was thinking, "This is ****ing great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel...
I'll make another kissing noise and slap that English bastard again.".