My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value youas a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you willnot wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please
don't be upset----Ishall be home before midnight.
When the man came homelate that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:
My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 57years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you arealso 57 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. Iwould like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the HotelFiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tenniscoach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference - 18 goes into 57 a lot more times than 57 goes into 18.
Therefore, I will not be home until sometimetomorrow.