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Good Advice


An Old Cowboy's Advice

 

* Keep your fences horse-high, pig-tight & bull-strong.

* Keep skunks & bankers & lawyers at a distance.

* Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

* A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.

* Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.

* Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.

* Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

* Don't corner something that would normally run from you.

* It doesn't take a very big person to carry a grudge.

* You cannot unsay a cruel word.

* Every path has a few puddles.

* When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

* The best sermons are lived, not preached.

* Most of the stuff people worry about is never gonna happen anyway.

* Don't judge folks by their relatives.

* Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

* Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none.

* Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

* Sometimes you get, & sometimes you get got.

* Don't fix it if it ain't broke.

* Always drink upstream from the herd.

* Good judgment comes from experience, & a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

* If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.



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Exactly what is all this stuff you found on the internet about?

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Desert Dweller wrote:

Exactly what is all this stuff you found on the internet about?


 You mean apart from the fact that this should have been posted in the "I digress" forum?



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It's still good advice anyway regardless of where it's put.



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A very smart old cowboy. smile

Damn good advice.



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Oh God!

*Another* set of instructions regarding how to live a perfect life.



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I think the old cowboy missed:

 

Be very careful what you post on this forum, you're likely to get criticised, hung, drawn and quartered, for no good reason and mostly by the same few people.



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Peter D you are right it should have been in I digress in my defence I were very tired last night

Mike harding I didn't think that they were " instructions " rather points to consider from time to time

DD not sure if you need
1) glasses to read
2) a brain to interpret what you read
3) a sense of humour
4) enough common sense to simply ignore posts that don't interest you
5) or have you been drinking downstream from the heard .

Woody

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"I were tired last night" confuse

Hey woody mate. Ya were only sitting on a plane for hours doing nothing, probably asleep most of the way then stayed at Lara when ya got back to OZ cos ya wos tired.

Ya should be fresh as freshly cut crops mate smile 

Mmmmm, just a thought, ya stayed at Lara and more than likely in a Motel but still tired, mmmmm confuse hmm 



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Doug stayed at a mates ( no were British ) place, had an afternoon nap stayed up watching the footy then couldn't get to sleep .

Hmmm sleep on a plane hmmmmm I think not

Hope you enjoying the grandies up there

Woody

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