The  other day my neighbour, who is blonde, came  running up  to me in the driveway just  jumping for  joy!

   I  didn't know why she was jumping for joy. I  thought, what the heck, and I starting jumping  up and down along with  her.

       She  said,  Sally,  I have some really  great news!" I said, "Great. Tell me why you're  so  happy."

       She  stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all  the jumping up and down, told me that she was  pregnant!

   I  knew that she had been trying for a while so I  told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier  for  you!"

   Then  she said, "There's  more."

   I  asked, "What do you mean  'more'?"

   She  said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We  are going to have  twins

       Amazed at how she could know so soon after  getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She  said...

   (You're  going to love  this!)

    That  was the easy part. I went to ALDI and they  actually had a home pregnancy kit in a  twin-pack. Both tests came out  positive!