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Please God


Morris wakes up in the morning. He has a massive hangover and can't remember anything he did last night.

He picks up his bathrobe from the floor and puts it on.

He notices there's something in one of the pockets and it turns out to be a bra.

He thinks: "What the hell -- what happened last night?" 

 

He walks towards the bathroom and finds a pair of panties in the other pocket of his robe.

Again he thinks: "What happened last night? It must have been a wild party." 

 

 

He opens the bathroom door, walks in and has a look in the mirror.

He notices a little string hanging out of his mouth and his only thought is:

 

"Please, if there's a God, please let this be a teabag."

 



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