A middle aged couple took in a very beautiful 18-year-old girl as a lodger.

On her first night She asked if she could have a bath,

but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath, although if

she wanted to, she could use a tin bath in front of the fire. "Monday's the

best night, when my husband goes out to darts," she said. The girl agreed

to have a bath the following Monday.

After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman filled

the bath and watched the girl get undressed. She was surprised to see that

the lass didn't have any pubic hair. She mentioned this to her husband when

he came home. He didn't believe her, so she said: "Next Monday, don't go to

darts. Wait in the back garden and I'll leave a gap in the curtains so you

can see for yourself."

So the following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife

asked: "Do you shave?"

"No," replied the girl. "I've just never grown any hair down there. Do you

have hair?"

"Oh, yes," said the woman, and she pulled up her nightdress and showed the

girl that she was really generously endowed in the hair department; very

generously indeed.

The girl finished her bath and went to bed, then husband came in; the wife

asked: "Did you see it?"

"Yes," he said, "but why the hell did you have to show her yours."

"Why ever are you worried about that?" she said. "You've seen it often

enough before."

"I know," he said, "but the darts team hadn't".

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