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Yarra


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Wife texts her handy husband on a cold winter morning:

 

"WINDOWS FROZEN ~ WON'T OPEN"

 

Husband texts back:

 

"GENTLY POUR SOME LUKEWARM WATER

 

OVER THE EDGES

 

AND THEN TAP EDGES SHARPLY

 

WITH HAMMER"

 

Wife texts back 5 minutes later:

 

 

 

"LAPTOP REALLY BUGGERED NOW!!



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