A virile young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands...

On their wedding night she whispered to her new husband....."Please be gentle dearest...I'm still a Virgin".....

"How can that be"...said the puzzled groom..."if you've been married ten times previously"....

"Weeeel, husband #1 was a Sales Representative;..he kept telling me how great he was GOING to be...

Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was NEVER really sure how it was supposed to function,..but he always said he would look into it and get back to me......

Husband#3 was from Field Services; he always said that everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system UP.....

Husband#4 was in Telemarketing; even though he had the order, he never really knew when he would be able to DELIVER...... 

Husband#5 was an Engineer, he always said he knew the basic process, but he required three years to research,implement, and design a new State of the Art method...

Husband#6 was from Administration;he thought he knew HOW but he was never sure whether it was his his JOB or not...

Husband#7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it....

Husband#8 was a Psychiatrist, and all he ever did was talk about it...

Husband#9 was a Gynaecologist;..all he ever did was explore and look at it...

Husband#10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was lick it...Gawdd I miss him.....

'But now I've married you and I can't tell you how excited I am"...

"That's wonderful", said new husband#11...."but why?".....

"You're with the Australian Federal Government....this time, I KNOW I"M GONNA GET SCREWED BIGTIME"!......!......

Hoo Roo