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Little Johnny


A teacher asks the class to name things that ends with Tor and that eats things

First boy: Alligator
Teacher: Very Good that's a big word

...

Second boy : Predator
Teacher: Yes, That's another big word.Well done

Little Johnny: Vibrator.

After nearly falling off her chair

Teacher: That is a big word,but it doesn't eat anything

Johnny: well my aunt has one and she says it eats flamin' batteries like there's no tomorrow!!!..



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Sent from my imperial66 typewriter using carrier pigeon, message sticks and smoke signals.

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